If I Had a Proper Kitchen, This Is What I Would Put In It
The Marvel 61HK 24" Wide 1/2 Keg Draft Beer Dispenser fits seamlessly with kitchen cabinets and accepts half or quarter kegs of beer. It's only $1,500, too! More expensive than a kegerator, especially when factoring by capacity, but infinitely more swanky.
shouldn't you be looking for a rackmount beer dispenser? maybe you could even route the beer through piping and use it for liquid coolant in your rackmounted server-superstation.
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That. Is. Awesome.
*prepares credit card*