While I'm fucking people, I am very angry with you, Apple. I'm posting this from my PC, because my Macbook Pro won't open up Safari now without crashing ever since the 10.4.7 upgrade. It looks like I'm going to have to reinstall OSX—something I used to brag about never having to do with Apple's operating system.
Considering I was already supposed to bring this thing in for a logic board replacement, I might just try to back up my data and take it in to the Apple store and live without my laptop for the two weeks the estimate it will take for it to be fixed.
Not a happy user right now, Apple.
Update: The very nice, seemingly stoned Apple phone tech helped me discover it is not my entire Mac that is futzed, but instead just Safari. And only Safari on my account, which is the one with Saft.