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July 24, 2007

Make 100 World of Warcraft Gold a Week in Just Minutes a Day

By following a few simple maxims for just minutes a day, you can make about 100 gold a week in the World of Warcraft Auction House (AH). This guide won't make you the richest person on your server, but will allow you to make plenty of gold to keep your character in nice equipment, mounts, and materials for tradeskills.

This guide is short for a reason: There's not much you really need to know to get started with this technique. Rather than confusing you with lots of conditionals, I will show you how to spend about 10 minutes a day generating gold, leaving you with the rest of your time to enjoy the fighting and exploration.

This guide is useful for everyone, regardless of class, race, profession, or chosen tradeskill.

1. The Prep
2. The Cycle
3. The Subtlety
4. The Wrap Up

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May 4, 2007

The Next CNet

I've had an idea that I've wanted to implement for several years, but can't quite seem to find the ability to make it happen, because it would involve expertise and resources I don't have. I actually put together a business plan for this a few months ago when I was working for Wired, but I never heard anything about whether they thought my idea was solid or not.

In essence, I'd like to build a comprehensive database of consumer electronics information, then make that data publicly accessible via API, to create the ur-site for gadgets. (Then games; then cars; then...)

By collecting all that data about a gadget—and I'm talking every last little detail, from the number of things included in the box, the package dimensions, an items ability to be hacked, links to official drivers, release dates, firmware updates—and making it open to public calls, you could end up creating the mother-base to serve as reference for any consumer electronics owner. You could also index reviews from various sites, such as Amazon, CNET, and Epinions, as well as user-submitted scores, to create a meta score a la Metacritic. (I've reserved the URL "gearrankings.com" for just this idea, but never done anything with it.)

There are some similar projects out there, like Amazon's Product Wiki, but they don't work for the same reason that Wikipedia doesn't supplant the idea of Freebase. (Freebase, incidentally, might be a good backend for this project, but I can't say since they not only have invite-only access, but have shut down all ways to contact anyone working for their company, MetaWeb.) A project like this could serve as a platform for an editorial-based organization like CNET, as well, but only if they gave fair weight to others' reviews as well as their own. I think full-time input by staffers would be good to get a project off the ground, but surely OCD community members would be willing to document the majority product details.

The use cases make it more compelling, I think: Wouldn't it be great to be able to follow the lifecycle of a product from rumor to end-of-life? Wouldn't it be nice to have one reference source for drivers, manuals, and customer service numbers? Wouldn't it be useful to be able to gather data about the number of firmware releases per product by company? Warranty length cross sorted by price? A phone under $100 that is produced by a company with a 3.5 star or greater customer service rating that uses recyclable package? All DVD players that can be hacked to be region-free but are made in North America?

It would be a monumental data collection effort, but I think that people would be willing to step up simply because it would put so much useful consumer information back into the hands of web. And being the moderator of that information might not be a bad way to make a little money.

Comments Are Off

The Akismet plug-in for MT doesn't work like it does on Wordpress, so I'm still getting slammed with bad comments, and there doesn't seem to be a simple way to put all comments in a queue for approval. Why does Wordpress+Akismet get comments so right but MT seems to screw it all up? Typekey was a nice notion, but it should be scrapped.

April 24, 2007

Hey, I Redesigned It!

That wasn't so bad after all. I got StyleCatcher working, found the most barebones template I could find, and punched in some sidebar modules. I've also opened up commenting again, although I couldn't quite figure out how to make the Akismet plugin automatically queue spam comments. (Or at least I'm not sure that it's working yet.

Anyway, not too bad. Might need to tighten up the padding on the post footers just a hair, though.

Spring Cleaning: Akismet Spam Comment Cleansing Added!

I really want to redesign this site, as I really don't have time to blog here since launching Dethroner. I'd instead like to start using this as a holding area for clips, story ideas, and projects, not unlike what Rob's done with Susurrations. I'd move it over to Wordpress (although I still prefer MT's posting interface), but I have several sites here running on MT that I don't have any desire to port, so MT it is.

I am shocked how poor the choice is out there for free MT templates, however. Even just multi-columned layouts are few and far between. I may have to break out the ol' CSS (lack of) skills, which is terrifying, but good practice for upcoming Dethroner tweaks that will need to be made. (And for which I can nary afford to hire a real designer.)

Redesigning this site also gives me an opportunity to play with Panic's new "Coda" web application for OS X, which is on a 14-day sampleware lock, giving me a nice motivating time limit, too.

August 21, 2006

Mac OS X 10.5 Screensaver Error?

Whenever I am running on battery power my screensaver comes on every minute or two, despite the fact that it is set to run after about 20 minutes. Anyone ever have a similar issue? I'm stumped.

July 21, 2006

Second Annual Gawker Media Bug Out

Today is my last day as 'Executive Editor, Technology' at Gawker Media. Long and the short of it is that there was a disagreement about my role within the company and I have decided I would be happier elsewhere. No hard feelings. In fact I expect I'l' be working with Denton & Co. off and on for a long time.

I've several Exciting! New! Plans! in the works, most of which will crash and burn before they ever reach the public eye, but for now I'm back in the freelance saddle. I gave notice a couple weeks ago and started sending out feelers and have already had several interesting offers, a scenario with which most writers are not blessed and one that I continue to owe to my relationship and experiences with Nick Denton and Gawker Media.

If'n you'd like to get a hold of me, please feel free to use any of the contacts displayed sub-elephant. A tip: 'thatcrazygmail.com' is not an actual domain.

June 6, 2006

Ping: I Am Alive

Not that I think there are too many people who are too terribly worried, but I am doing just dandy. (When Mom had mentioned she thought she should call when she hadn't seen any blog updates, I figured it was time to drop a quick word again.)

I'm still working at Gawker Media, running the tech sites (including Gizmodo, Kotaku, Lifehacker, and Consumerist). It's sort of perfect. I get to meddle with the work of the sites' editors just like Denton used to meddle with mine. Revenge, even transposed, is sweet.

Since the job is pleasant enough (and only half as stressful as helming Gizmodo was) I'm trying to force myself back into some sort of self-improvement routine: reading more (incl. smarty books, not just sci-fi and comics); building a more complete brewing kit and kegerator; writing music again; and most frustratingly, getting some exercise.

I've several mental bulwarks in place that will help me keep exercising this time, such as an upcoming Dance Dance Revolution tournament in which I will be competing, as well as Burning Man in August. (It always sucks to go out into the desert and not want to take my shirt off for the three-to-five minutes my skin allows.)

When I was last in Kansas City, I dressed down Mom for her eating habits and lack of exercise, leading to inevitable tears. I wasn't trying to be mean, but I was anyway, because that's what happens when I start lecturing people about things I'm also insecure about. Maybe once I figure out how to keep slim I can harangue her, but not before.

So: Sorry, Mom. If you're reading, I'm doing just fine, and I think you are, too.

March 11, 2006

Short Update

We've got a new place in Park Slope. It looks great—and the landlord seems like a mensch.

I'm going to be at SXSWi from Sunday to Wednesday morning.

Uh, hi!

January 11, 2006

My Latest Project: Nextbrick.net

It's not exactly officially launched yet, but I don't mind giving anyone who actually graces this blog with readership a sneak preview of my new blog, Nextbrick.net. It's a blog about construction toys, with a heavy emphasis on Lego.

It needs a better logo, but it's basically ready to go, infrastructure-wise. Now it's time to start linking up the most interesting Lego and block news I can find.

November 21, 2005

Bloomberg Asks Us to Leave Our Apartment

My girlfriend Susie is cheap. Not just thrifty, which would imply a certain amount of flexibility, but a self-flagellating penny pincher. *

So when I say that she spent the better part of two months deciding if she should buy a stove, don't misunderstand that to mean she just couldn't get around to making a decision. No, Susie spent days and nights price matching, comparing models, saving extra from her paychecks instead of dipping into her savings. She was going to get the best deal on a gas oven that neurotic, fastidious worrying made possible.

Yesterday it was delivered, wheeled through the front garage door of Goliath, the gallery in the back of which we live. And quite literally as she was unpacking it inside our apartment, our neighbors and lease-holders Eric and Mayumi pulled me aside to inform me that the whole building was to be made vacant—in the words of our milquetoast landlord—"as soon as possible."

I walked back into our apartment, where Susie was giddily pulling out protective cardboard framing from the box and shook my head as I told her the news. I'm not sure what upset her the most: the fact we had to start looking for a new place which will inevitably cost us thousands of dollars to move into, or the fact that she might have wasted $400 on a stove. She sat down to cry and I went outside to smoke.

We've been told it's some sort of rezoning in the Greenpoint and WIlliamsburg area; something that makes commercial "live/work" leases like ours now invalid, but only twenty-percent of the time. Eric and Mayumi, who sublet the apartments in the gallery to us, have already visited a real-estate lawyer, who said there isn't much we can do. A "new ruling in the highest court" has made it impossible for artists to fight for their loft tenements in ways they could before, making it effectively useless for us to contest it.

(I'm not even sure what this "80 percent can stay, 20 percent have to go" ruling is. I can't find it online. I guess it doesn't really matter.)

We'll be fine, I'm sure, so I don't want to imply that we are completely distraught. I'm sort of looking forward to getting a new place, even if this is all a bit sudden. But it's sad. We love this part of Greenpoint, and were really starting to feel like part of the neighborhood. People knew my face and greeted me in Polish, which may or may not be a sign of familiarity, but that's how I took it. The likelihood of finding a new place in this exact neighborhood is slim.

We've been told this has something to do with Bloomberg—something to do with a restructuring of tenants' rights that he slowly has been, at best, allowing to erode. I honestly don't know—it's not the sort of stuff that really interests me until it affects me, for better or worse. But I'm learning how to be a New Yorker as I go, and it seems clear to me that no matter the reality of the situation, it is my duty to somehow blame this on the mayor.

* She is, it must be qualified so near to the me-getting-things season, seriously generous when it comes to gift-giving.

November 18, 2005

Who I Used to Be

There was a time in my life when my most sincere hope was that Jesus would delay his return until all three Star Wars prequels were released. I can't tell you how poorly that turned out on all counts.

November 1, 2005

Back from Kansas City


Raytown @ Stadium Club
Originally uploaded by JoelJohnson.
Got back from KC yesterday. Working on two new projects that will be both time consuming and relatively high profile.

I've got lots of pictures from my ten-year high school reunion on Flickr, as well as some other random shots (like those from the Nelson Atkins Museum of Art).

Is it just me or are those new buildings next to the Nelson going to be tragically ugly?

October 22, 2005

Advice for Tech Volunteers in Disaster Situations

Introduction

My friend Will Hawkins, a man who I met just a few days after touching down in Houston weeks ago, encouraged me to write of some of my experiences regarding the deployment of technical infrastructure in a disaster zone. I'm going to give it a shot.

But first, the disclaimers: I am not a network engineer. While I once did make a short, terrible living by being a systems monkey for a small, putty-and-tape ISP, my understanding of the nitty-gritty of packets and their routing is mostly at an enthusiast level. Like baseball, I enjoy watching its execution by pros and can personally, during the hang of an exceptional pop fly, be graced with a reprieve to look up on Google the mechanics and syntax of moving from home plate to first base, but it's not the sort of thing at which I expect to make a living. I am much better at football.

Also, I am toying with the idea of putting together a 'tech truck,' a vehicle with which to quickly deploy to areas affected by communications-disrupting disasters. This needs to be disclaimed as I do hope to approach corporations and third-parties for donations, and intend to use this document as a piece of that appeal. Just so you know.

Many of the workers with CU Wireless, Radio Response, and Resource Action Group were deployed in much more devastated areas, and while I certainly learned from their experiences as well as my own, I do not mean to speak for them.

Logistical Recap

I arrived in Houston about a week-and-a-half after the levees broke in New Orleans. I entered the Algiers region of New Orleans nearly two weeks after the levees broke on the East Bank of the city. My experiences were limited to areas that, while lacking in supplies and utilities, were also predominantly physically intact. I was in the New Orleans area for about a month.

Intention of This Document

Besides those stated in the Introduction, it is my hope to catalog lessons learned about deploying communications infrastructure in a disaster area. This will be useful both to myself as an aid to future planning, and hopefully to others, to be digested before entering into similar relief scenarios. Yes, this is sounding way too official already.
What this document doesn't address is useful equipment lists. I have some ideas regarding that, but will chew on those a bit longer.

The Rest of This Document

It was my hope to travel into Katrina-affected areas and to write stories as a journalist, as well as provide assistance as I could in a mostly generic, 'geeky' way. I had been in communication with some of the people who eventually ended up forming Radio Response. Instead of heading to Rayville, LA, (the initial staging area), my traveling partner and I headed into Algiers at the request of community organizers Malik Rahim and Scott Crow. Our work there ended up laying a technical infrastructure for the grassroots community group Common Ground.

While that decision precluded us from participating in some of the large-scale deployments being done in other areas—think multi-mile Wi-Fi hops to provide backhaul internet links to areas that were otherwise off the grid—it did offer an opportunity to work in a more hands-on fashion, as we not only provided technical support (in both the traditional and broader senses) to a community, but also allowed us to do thing like hand out food, water, and ice to those in need.

The Real Rest of This Document, With Bullets

These are some of the overarching lessons I feel that I learned in my work post-Katrina, as they apply to those considering deploying to disaster zones to provide 'geek aid.'

• DEFINE YOUR INTENTION - I put this first because it should be predominate in your planning, both at the beginning and throughout your effort. Your intention is to put people in communication with the outside world. 'To help' is noble thinking, but narrow it down. How are you going to help, and, once defined, how are you going to continually accomplish that goal?

• FORM A GROUP- Networking is an inherently social thing, but many tech folk seem to have a distrust of bureaucracy and structure. That's natural and understandable, but in a situation as disorganized as a disaster, having a group of people you can rely on—even if it's just to bounce around an idea or to request assistance—is invaluable.

Don't feel as though it has to be highly organized or structured for a long-term response, at least at first. Speed of deployment is critical, and your instinct to 'get out and start working' is spot on, but don't go it alone. Even a wiki, email list, or bulletin board goes a long way establishing an ad-hoc infrastructure.

Also, having a public face makes it easier for the geeks in the audience to offer their help. We had much support from members of the very communities we were assisting, simply because they read about our efforts on the web.

• INTERNAL COMMUNICATION AND DOCUMENTATION - Once you have made the first steps to establish a support network, maintain internal communication. Simple, daily updates as to your status help others to maintain situational awareness. Basic steps, like publishing your contact information, and recording the phone numbers and email of every single person with whom you interact into your computer and phone, will pay dividends at unexpected times.

As you begin to deploy equipment, much of which may be donated or purchased by others, even simple email logs can help others to keep track of resources. Recording password and default IP information is critical. And while security is important, be sure that others who may be working with the equipment have access to that information later. Default passwords and network topologies are your friend.

• LEARN ABOUT OFFICIAL RESPONSE - One of the great strengths I saw of smaller groups was their ability to fill the gaps left by official response groups like FEMA and the Red Cross (and at times, to act as a full-on replacement for those services when they fail). It is important, however, to be in communication with official groups so that your response will not be misapplied or seen as a threat to a long-term response from the government or its contractors. Most officials, in a disaster scenario, are willing to work to integrate your efforts. While ad-hoc groups are sometimes forced to act due to a lack of official response, making an effort to work within the system will, at worst, make your intentions public and known, and at best help you to avoid redundancy in the response.

• NEW EQUIPMENT - While equipment donations of all sort can be useful in the long term, press for new equipment when possible. I have personally witnessed truckloads of old desktop PCs delivered at great cost to disaster areas, only to find that the majority are not functioning. When every hour matters, it's preferable to have known-good hardware with which to work. Obviously, you take what you can get, but if you have the ability, purchase and request new equipment.

It is also optimal—and yes, disaster response does not deal in optimals, as a rule—to acquire large batches of standard equipment. If you can get a few dozen of the same make and model of a router, it makes in-the-field learning today old-hat tomorrow.

A corollary: You're building a network, just like you do in your day job. If it is a best practice in the 'real world,' then it's probably a pretty good idea in an emergency. Hopefully, the work you will be doing will be online for years to come. Pretend you are taking over the network from yourself. Are you happy with the level of documentation and the quality of work?

• LICENSES - We met a very unique problem post-Katrina, when we discovered that the web forms on the FEMA site only worked with Internet Explorer. While a good network administrator wouldn't allow anything on her network that might compromise its uptime later, sometimes you have to go back to rule one: What do you have to do to accomplish your goal?

This also touches on the usefulness of new equipment: new-in-box laptops almost always come with proper licensing. If using hand-built equipment, do your network and its customers a favor and document where machines are deployed that violate licensing so that they may be replaced with open-source or properly-licensed units when the immediate crisis wanes.

• PUT ASIDE IDEOLOGY - Related to licensing, but worth making its own point as it applies to more than just what operating system or applications you might be using. I've always maintained that a good engineer uses the tool that works, even if it isn't ideologically optimal. Will you be deploying client-facing terminals? If so, there's a better-than-average chance that those computers should be running Windows, at least in the short term.

My rationale is this: Statistically, it will be easier for the average person to troubleshoot Windows on their own instead of calling you while you're up on a roof duct-taping an antenna mast in a rainstorm. That said, if you've got a Linux distro that is nigh-on bulletproof and you think it will help your prime intention—putting people in communication with others—then go for it. I'm fairly firm on this point, but not to the point of ideology.

The reason this merits its own bullet point, however, is that you'll also find yourself, in a disaster area, working side-by-side with many people who come from greatly divergent backgrounds. Smelly hippies and close-shorn anarchists will be working in the same areas that the military and official aid organizations. To steal a bit from the Good Book (since we're talking about putting aside ideology here), 'By their fruits ye shall know them.' If someone is helping out the people who need it, then it's probably best to put aside your personal prejudices and get the job done.

That's not to say you should always defer to the judgments of others—you are there for a single purpose, which is to help the people of the area—but I have found that a smile and a handshake go a lot farther than an philosophical debate while knee-deep in disaster.

• BE FLEXIBLE TO NEEDS - You've got your goal. You've got your plan. Now why does this guy want you to help him tarp his roof?

It's good to stay on target, and you should use your judgement in situations like that, but as a communications person it's easy to think of helping large swathes of people instead of individuals. Which is more useful: Getting a community center online with the internet or helping an embarrassed elderly woman find some adult diapers? There's no real answer, of course, but I can tell you which one makes more clear the real effect you're having on the lives of the people you're there to help.

That's not to discount the work that we geeks can do, but I can personally vouch that you will find yourself questioning the usefulness of your actions from time to time. That's probably a good sign that you should take a little time and talk to the people you are trying to help and see what you can do to help them right then.

• TAKE BREAKS - Gosh, these are tying together a bit more than I'd planned, but that's okay.

You will see and experience things that it will take you weeks and months to digest. You will experience human suffering in a more immediate way that you might have conceived before. It will wear you down. That's normal, human, and should be expected.

You will need to take breaks. I can't tell you what those breaks should be. In New Orleans, we had a curfew for the first few weeks, which was a forced time to at least stop running around each night. If I had to make a judgement, I would suggest a break of at least one day a week where you get away from the situation, either by leaving the area or reading a book or playing a videogame for a few hours. Alcohol will help in the short term, but won't provide you any productive, long-term release (although it can be useful to knock yourself out of 'emergency mode').

This is another more nebulous bit of advice, but just watch yourself. It's okay to note in your daily updates to your group your mental state. That will help to remind you to think about yourself on a daily basis, as well as appraise them of your situation.

The Ending... Or Is It? (It Is, Actually.)

I'm sure that there will be more things that spring to mind later, but if I can leave you with one thing, it is this: Just go. You'll know when you're needed, and you'll be doing good work for the right reasons. It doesn't get much better than that.

October 19, 2005

I Have Nothing To Say, But Yet I Must Say Something

I'm back in New York. My work in NOLA is at an end for the immediate future, while I wait for Common Ground and Radio Response to move forward with other projects (while I start trying to make some money here).

I'm fine. It was a great experience. I wish I knew what I knew now about 6 weeks ago, but I'll be ready to rock the next hurricane, I suppose.

I know I should have a lot more to say about the whole experience and perhaps someday I will, but for now I'm just not feeling it. Thanks again to everyone who helped me out, and for all the fantastic people I met and worked with over the last few weeks. Hopefully we won't have to do it again for a long, long time.

As for Hurricane Wilma, yes, I'm watching. No, I won't be able to go help this time. Hopefully I'll be able to do some work from here.

October 10, 2005

Algiers: Monday

I just put up a post on Gizmodo.

October 8, 2005

I'm Back in Louisiana

Made it in just fine. Some of the Radio Response folks even had a truck waiting for me to use, filled with mesh networking gear. It even has a mesh node and a VOIP phone built-in. I'll take some pictures tomorrow and write about it. It's over-the-top cool.

Tonight I'm going to take stock of the situation and get some gear prepped. I was posting mostly to inquire about a place to get dog kennels in the area. I'm going to start asking around, because I'd like to deliver a few to the lady in Algiers who is taking care of all the strays (presuming that she still needs them; I will be checking with her). If you happen to know anyone in the NOLA area who sells such a thing, please let me know. I can probably arrange a truck to pick them up, even.

I hope to blog a lot more on this trip, as I'm setting more of my own agenda and should have more time to document what I'm doing. Plus, last time I thought Jake blogged enough for everyone to get an idea of what was going on.

October 6, 2005

Regarding Weblogs, Inc's Sale to AOL

My thoughts: I can't decide if it's gratuitous to add 'sell-out' to 'douchebags,' or if it was already implicit.

Or, to one word: Nullsoft.

Postscript: I am so indie.

October 5, 2005

Back to NOLA on Saturday

Many great big, serious thanks to Nick Denton and Lockhart Steele at Gawker Media for paying for this plane ticket down.

October 2, 2005

Still Sick

I've been running a fever for about four days now and it doesn't seem to be getting much better. It's really screwing up all my plans all around.

If I don't get over this by Monday, I may have to go to a doctor.

September 28, 2005

Getting Sick

Please feel free to call me if you need anything, but I'm hoping I can push this stuff down and out by tomorrow so I can start planning for a return to NOLA.

It sounds like the mesh project is definitely going to happen, with or without me.

September 26, 2005

Looks Like I'm Going Back

And I can't wait. Jeff Moe, a volunteer with Radio Response, is working to secure a bunch of mesh networking gear. We're going to light Algiers up like whoa. Details as I get them.

On My Way Back Home

There's no way to leave without it feeling like a betrayal.

Last week in Algiers, we were planning to send supplies and medics to Texas or Louisiana in the wake of Hurricane Rita. But Friday night, some folks in Algiers started to get pretty freaked out by the storm, even though to our knowledge the worst had passed New Orleans by. Still, teams of volunteers went out into the stinging rain to shovel our storm drains that had obviously not been serviced in months, if not longer. A lot of silt and detritus surely washed into the drains during Katrina, but not the thick, viney weeds that caused a lot of the backups. We pulled some covers off storm drains and shoveled out three or four feet of mud from the bottom, but could still not unclog them. I put an arm into one and still couldn't find the bottom of the muck.

Fortunately, the fear of the storm was unwarranted in Algiers. Strong wind and occasional bursts of rain were all we had to deal with, and by Saturday morning I was ready to roll out in my rental van to the west as part of a volunteer first response team. We had a boat, supplies, and medics, and I was ready to do some hands-on helping.

The work from the night before, however, slowed our timetable, and it soon became clear that there wasn't going to be any work to be done for at least 24 hours. I made a tough decision and prepared to leave Algiers for New York. I felt like if I didn't leave in that lull, I wouldn't find another good time to leave for weeks.

So we left Saturday around noon, traveling around Lake Ponchetrain and up towards Shreveport, driving through the tropical storm remnants of Rita. It wasn't the wisest thing I've ever done, but once we decided to leave, it seemed like we should just keep pressing forward until we got to some sort of civilization. Gas was scarce, but we made it to Austin in about 12 hours; up highway 49, then over on various small highways.

I was able to schedule a flight out of Austin. The rental van, which had been picked up originally in Houston, was dropped off at a Capp's rental office in Austin, even though you aren't supposed to be able to do that. (I told them, truthfully, that when I was to return the van before, the entire city of Houston was evacuated.) There was a tiny ding in the dual loading doors on the side of the van—so small that I couldn't see it when they first pointed it out to me. Considering how much Capp's worked with me I probably won't contest it if they try to send it to my insurance, despite the fact that it's nearly invisible and that I don't recall ever hitting anything with the door.

American took care of my ticket screw-up for me. Without getting into the details, I essentially found a customer care person who did what customer service should always do: take control of the situation and make it work. I thank her and American Airlines a lot. With as much money as I've blown on this trip, saving a few hundred dollars might make a big difference.

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I think we made a mistake going to New Orleans. My intention in heading to the Gulf Coast was to help wire up shelters and help evacuees get onto the FEMA website, as well as help them navigate the needlessly numerous 'lost family' websites. Instead, we ended up heading to an area that was mostly vacant, I think in part because it seemed more glamorous and in part because we were told there was a desperate need for communications.

But even though it was a misstep, I think it worked out. By leaving the Radio Response folks to their own devices, I found a community leader in Malik Rahim who was working hard to strengthen a community that is in dire, immediate danger of being strewn around the country. I didn't help many people in an immediate sense—although handing out food and water and supplies to those returning to Algiers was a great thing—but I did help support the medical clinic and help others get the word out (both indy activist media and mainstream media). I didn't get to help people in shelters and I think I'll always regret that, but I did get to help lay the ground work for a community to rebuild. I am trying to keep that in mind as something more than consolation, but instead as an opportunity to do something with longer-term results.

There is a lot of work to be done in Algiers and there will be many struggles over the next few months. Algiers is one of the least-affected areas of New Orleans from an infrastructure standpoint, and will be the first area to return to a semblance of normalcy. Many New Orleanians will move to Algiers from other wards and parishes, and much of the poor, predominantly black community will be forced out. Rather than making Algiers yet another community flipped by the cycle of gentrification, maybe there is a chance to both bring new money and resources into the community without driving out the citizens and culture that makes Algiers what it is.

I want to say that I have adopted a city, but it isn't true. What I've adopted are people like Malik Rahim, Scott Crow, and Suncere Ali Shakur who are people that I trust to do the right thing to help guide the poor and displaced community in Algiers in a positive direction. If they don't lose hope in the people of Algiers, I will try not to, either.

That may sound fruity, but it's important to me now to delineate my commitments. There is a very real chance that the poor community in Algiers will be forced out—or may not return after Katrina at all. I hope that I can do what I can to entice them to rebuild their community together into something better than it was before.

The next step seems to me to be setting up internet connectivity wide and far in Algiers. I'm going to start talking with folks from Radio Response as well as civic leaders about deploying a wi-fi network (possibly some meshing gear) to cover the entire area. It's sort of a big band aid, but there's a lot of money in Algiers, as well as a lot of need. If Algiers is going to be used as a staging point for the rebuilding of New Orleans as Mayor Nagin has said, we might as well do it right.

Anyway, big ideas for now and I've seen how rarely those work out. For now, I'm looking forward to spending a few days at home with Susie, drinking good beer, and playing with my dog. I've got a lot more to say about what I experienced and learned through all this, but that's for another time.

Leaving for New York

I'm flying out today for New York (hopefully). I'm just fine, but I've got to get back and get my life and finances in order. I'll definitely be posting some more thoughts soon, but for now I just wanted to let everyone know I'm safe.

September 23, 2005

test from treo

Want to be able to post on the move. Thx to Mark/space for copy of missing sync.

September 22, 2005

Katrina vs Rita: The Return

So we've decided to hole up in Algiers, hoping that Rita will not hit us directly. We do intend to bug out if the storm track changes drastically, but for now it appears the direct hit will still be heading to Texas.

It is possible that the Mississippi will flood the levees in Jefferson Parish, or top the levees here in Orleans Parish to flood the streets. If that happens, historically we should expect about 3 feet of water. Our houses are elevated enough that they should stay dry at 3-4 feet.

FEMA, last I talked to them today, is taking off. The Red Cross left yesterday. The National Guard is pulling out of Algiers to head to Gretna, which worries some of us who aren't quite sure that the NOPD in the area are looking out for us. I'm not an anti-authoritarian-type, really, but these local cops haven't been paid since before Katrina. The Natl. Guard officer I spoke to today said he's a cop in another state and is worried about the behavior of the NOPD. We asked them to stick around and keep an eye on us, but they said we were on our own.

I really think we'll be fine. The Common Ground group is fully of dirty hippies and the like, but the last thing they're trying to do is antagonize the authorities. In fact, FEMA, the Natl. Guard, and the volunteer public service workers from out of state have all been very great to the Common Ground workers, doing a pretty good job appraising us of the overall pictures (or what little bits they know about).

We may try to deploy some of our resources to Texas if we think we can do any good, but right now I've made a commitment to the people of Algiers and New Orleans and I'm going to try to stay here to help them. If the levees break again north of the river (or even south), I'm not sure what sort of response there will be.

Please don't forget us. The devastation in Texas will likely be major, but we need both the support of our friends to continue to work here and the eyes of the rest of the world to keep potential renegade forces in line.

As the hurricane picks up here in NOLA, I will continue to try to provide more updates. We've already got most of the hatches battened down, so there's not much for me to do except watch and wait.

September 20, 2005

Katrina Update

I just put up a big update on Gizmodo. It's sort of a combo of tech info and personal info, and I probably should have made it here, but I felt like I owed it to those guys to post something because I said I would, and I figured anyone reading from here wouldn't mind a link.

Anyway, it's all crazy and I'm about half-nuts, but I'm going to stay another two weeks and see if we get hit by this next hurricane. I don't think we will, and hopefully after this current wave of fear passes, I'll be able to get more of my work done.

September 12, 2005

Worn Out

So much happened today I'm not quite sure where to begin. I'll take the easy way out.

I woke up covered in sweat, which is typical down here with no air conditioning. I'd covered myself twice in bug spray during the night, so I awoke relatively bite-free. I had missed the morning meeting, but actually listened to it from the next room where I was sleeping (I didn't want to walk in halfway through). There wasn't much for we tech guys to do without new equipment as far as planning went—especially while we're still waiting on equipment—so no harm.

She won't say it, but we have been running Malik's wife Sharon ragged. She's been cooking, cleaning up, fielding phone calls—everything—and having up to a half-dozen journalists in her kitchen, hunkered over laptops, was starting to get frustrating, I'm sure.

Fortunately (for us), the next door neighbor has decided to leave town, leaving Malik the key to his half of a duplex. Out of respect for his remaining stuff, we cleared out his front room and are trying to keep everything super clean. That does mean we can't sleep on his bed, sadly, but I'm working on calling him and offering him a bit of money for rent. To be able to sleep on a bed instead of the floor would be great.

On the plus side, this house got power today, which means we got central AC. I suppose the bills are still in this guy's name (and we'll have to work that out later), but for now it feels great.

But before we got our AC, I drove over to the medical center to see if they had any folding tables free. They didn't, however, which means I had actually use a Skill saw to cut wood. Not only that, I then used that wood to create something that isn't a dick joke. A couple of sheets of plywood and some two-by-fours later, I made us a couple of desks to use in the media center. Once we get all the computers online Wednesday (when a French org is dropping off 9 monitors to go with our AMD machines), I'll put up pictures. I will be very, very proud, and you will have to commend my resourcefulness in strange times and fearlessness in the face of manual labor.

This afternoon, right before a visit from Naomi Klein & crew, we lost our Verizon uplink. That sucked a lot—not only did we lose internet for ourselves and our immediate neighbors, we had another EVDO card coming in from another worker today that would be useless. Jake and I scrambled to find an alternate uplink before the curfew, but even though we had power back we couldn't dial up. I called a few people to see if they'd help me blog a few short things, but we resigned ourselves to going through the nearby affluent neighborhood to see if anyone would let us piggyback off their DSL or cable modems.

Fortunately, we regained connectivity just a couple of hours ago, so we're back in business. Tomorrow we can wire the medical center and begin helping the low-power FM station get online. I scavanged some materials from the street that I should be able to rig into an antenna tower for all our transmissions. I'm looking forward to building that tomorrow.

It's finally starting to come together and there's tons more work to be done. I'm sorry this isn't very interesting writing, but I'm just too brain dead to do more than journal our progress right now.

We're starting to get a little snippy with each other, but a lot of that was when the internet was down. Never get two geeks into a place with no internet.

September 11, 2005

The Damage to New Orleans

We're currently in the city proper, taking pictures of the flooding and broken buildings. The city is open to members of the press, but the police (in all their various forms) are not very amenable to our presence or questions. The SAR teams seem to be going block by block, clearing out the homes and marking each street as checked.

We met a man in the Marigny district who has chosen to stay. He had nothing good to say about FEMA at all, which isn't a unique sentiment, but had perhaps a bit of extra merit coming from him, as he was a 30-year veteran of fire and rescue services—including large-scale diaster planning.

All of the journalists we're with have been conducting interviews, filming video, and taking pictures. We'll have a lot more information to ccommunicate once we get back and can start putting it all together. I took some video with my iSight, but I doubt it will hold a candle to the stuff that Athony is getting.

Gear Request Redux

Jacob was kind enough to write up an updated list of equipment. If you can ship this stuff to Baton Rouge, we can probably use it. No worries if you can't, but the more we have, the more we can deploy. We expect to deploy everything we brought with us from Houston, save perhaps the big Wi-Fi antenna (but you never know).

Also, Verizon, if you'd like to loan me an activated Samsung i730, I can give it back to you when I'm done.

September 10, 2005

In Algiers, LA

Jake and I drove into Algiers today at the request of 'Malik,' a Muslim Rastafarian activist who is currently helping the area to coordinate rebuilding and medical efforts. They've set up a medical center and community center, but haven't had the ability to get online and register with FEMA, so that's step one.

It's sort of weird, because these guys don't have power, but plenty of natural gas and water. We walked up, turned on my laptop with EVDO, and instantly brought a neighborhood online. Sort of ridiculous, but needed.

Reports vary between 50 to 3,000 people in the Algiers area. The grid is already up near Malik's house, and we expect it to come online here before Monday. If we can get these guys a permanent internet uplink here and the medical center, the next step will be to teach someone how to use the AMD machines to get online and register so they can help other people.

Algiers is ready to be repopulated, it would appear. The mandatory evacuation doesn't apply here, the streets are peaceful (but empty), and there are plenty of military around. Malik says that Algiers will be the staging point for the rebuilding of the rest of the city. If we can help get some internet infrastructure in place, hopefully we'll be of help.

We're going to go out and visit the medical center tomorrow. I think we've got the equipment, minus some monitors, to make this happen.

I think we might actually have something good to do here finally.

But for now Malik and his wife have put out a great big spread of rice and beans and chicken and I'm absolutely starving, so I'm going to stop being rude and have a bite to eat.

September 9, 2005

I Don't Have a Good Title Right Now

I get stressed a lot—I'm high-strung and neurotic. But I am feeling stress in a totally different way down here, and it's just strange. Today was much harder than yesterday, with a lot of command decisions to be made, a lot of quickly changing information, and some personal issues that really took me down farther than they really should.

It just feels far too early in all this to be this wound up. I'm trying hard to just take it all in stride, realize that freaking out won't do anyone any good, and move forward. It's just such a mess of information. I am quickly beginning to see part of why it has taken so long to get people organized in such a crisis. And we're just in Houston. In the affected areas, I bet it will be ten times worse.

We may very well have an amazing opportunity to help a few thousand people get back on the grid. I really hope it works out, but there's so much in flux about every opportunity we are presented with, we're just going to be forced to make a choice and stick with it. I'm a 'mull things over' type of person, so this is taking a little getting used to.

So far I've kept up my freelance responsibilities, albeit more slowly than I had hoped. My cash reserves are going fast, though, so I am looking forward to being paid soon (don't quite know how I'll get those in the bank, but I'll get to that at some point). I have thought about it, and once we get some real work done—something I can point to and say 'your help did that'—I won't be asking for money. I'm keeping good records of my expenses and stuff, though, because at this rate I'm going to wipe out my savings entirely, and if I feel it makes sense, I won't be too proud to accept help. But right now I'm scared shitless this is going to turn into some nearing-30 adventure vacation and until I can prove otherwise, I'm prepared to let myself pay a financial cost for an immature decision.

Also, someone I met down here that I really clicked with ended up calling me, more or less, a bad writer and a poor journalist, while implying that was to be expected because I was part of the 'mainstream media.' (This was because of my Wired News story today.) I've never been The Man before, and it's taking some getting used to. If nothing else, it is making me reconsider how I interact with the people involved in the stories I am trying to report.

I also learned that when people ask you how old you are at the end of a conversation, they aren't doing it because they are actually want to know. It's a nice trick. I'll use it the next time I want to belittle someone for no good reason.

September 7, 2005

In Houston, Posting on Gizmodo

Details today about our next steps.

September 6, 2005

Houston, Then NOLA

Okay, Jacob Appelbaum and I have teamed up with the CUWireless folks to establish an initial presence for the FCC/FEMA Part-15 groups. I'll be in Houston at least tonight and hope to be leaving Texas for Louisiana by tomorrow.

Please see posts on BoingBoing and Gizmodo for more details at the moment.

September 2, 2005

Going to NOLA

More details soon.

Update: First trip fucked. More details soon.

September 1, 2005

Wired News: Beyond Superdome

My latest piece is up for Wired News. I'm very happy with how it turned out.

It was a lot of work to put together the story when the people at Zipa and DirectNIC were so busy (and I started to feel some of what battlefield reporters must feel; the whole, "This isn't nearly as important as what you are actually doing, but could you answer some questions?" thing.) I really appreciate the two Mikes and their friend Teri (?) for helping me out last night with the facts, etc.

I think the story turned out well mostly because it's, you know, an awesome story. These guys are in the middle of a fucking war zone, with no help in site because of continual fuckups/miscommunication by city police and Natl. Guard. (And I'm not trying to place any blame on the guys on the street. They aren't getting the support they need.)

These guys at Zipa/DirecNIC are going to be SysAdmin folk heroes. As an ex-hosting company sysadmin myself, I was (and am) totally captivated by their tenacity. I don't know what the situation is like down there for journalists, but if they can resecure their OC3s from BellSouth, I may try to go visit them in person for a longer piece.

August 31, 2005

I Am In An AIM Closet

I talked to hundreds of people on AIM when I ran Gizmodo, so I am sure I am on the long-lasting buddy lists. My AIM is 'lev2300;' has been for years. Since it's not the most descriptive nick in the world, I usually don't mind too badly when people politely ask me who I am (even though I think that it's sort of dumb).

Here is the conversation I just had on AIM. Bear in mind that I have no idea who this guy is or where or why we ever talked on AIM.

JaspWork: Jeff?
lev2300: Jasper!
JaspWork: is this Jeff?
lev2300: Well, no.
JaspWork: who is this?
JaspWork: I apologize, I am going through my AIM names. I wish I could adjust the screen names so I can remember who is who
lev2300: This is Joel Johnson.
JaspWork: how do I know you?
lev2300: Uhm.
JaspWork: are you from the forums?
lev2300: f;adlfkjasd;flk
lev2300: hi!
lev2300: If you don't know me, don't worry about it.
JaspWork: grrr well I do know you
JaspWork: I just need more info
JaspWork: I have way too many names on AIM. And I can't associate who is who
JaspWork: since we dont chat enough, so just trying to refresh myself.
JaspWork: help me out?
lev2300: Dude.
JaspWork: "lev2300" isnt clicking for me
lev2300: Don't you think if MY NAME doesn't click, you shouldn't worry about it?
JaspWork: Your probably right. I'm going to just delete you.
lev2300: Okay!
JaspWork: sorry about that, IM me again if you feel like coming out of your closet

Argh. I'm a miserable prick.

August 23, 2005

Wired News: Windows Remixes

So my first story for Wired News is online as of today (Hyperlinked!), and as luck would have it, it's the lead story. Pretty cool, huh?

I did notice one screw-up, though (thanks to some persnickity readers). Windows XP N (the EU version) isn't technically cheaper, just stripped of the media player.

Anyway, the process was a very easy one, and I already have some more bits scheduled with them. Finally this freelance thing is starting to, you know, result in publication.

P.S. Someone added the term 'Begs the question.' Yeah, I know that's not grammatically correct, either, but what are we, writers?

August 16, 2005

$50 iBooks: I Totally Should Have Gone

I don't care if I wouldn't have been allowed to buy one. I just love stampedes.

August 3, 2005

Threadless, Reprint This Shirt or Face Me Reprinting It Myself But Not Selling It

This is my favorite shirt. I have an XL version in light blue, and if I'd known at the time what a hassle getting another copy of it would be, I would have bought five or six more. Threadless has done a single reprint of the design, to my knowledge, and not again in the baby blue.

Interestingly, someone did a potential knock-off that is almost as cool, although it lacks the extra punch of 'Flowers in the Attic's' '50s housewife provides.

Why do I like this design so much? I'm not a death-obsessed gothemo. I just like the idea that if I were to end it all today, the good stuff wouldn't be gone, but would instead be freed.

Of course, I don't actually believe that. When we die, we blink out and that's it. But it's a nice thought all the same.

July 25, 2005

Road Trip: You Bring the Car, I'll Bring the Me Whistling Foreigner

A school in Richmond, Virginia, is selling off a lot of old 500MHz G3 iBooks for $50 a pop; first-come, first serve, in-person only. Anyone in New York want to make a road trip? These aren't awesome laptops, but they're totally worth $50.

PalmOrb: So Close to Making Me Spend Money Needlessly

I finally played around with PalmOrb, the Palm app that lets you use your Plam Pliot as an external LCD screen (I was inspired by this bit on MAKE today about how to use a Pocket PC to do a similar, albeit swankier thing).

With an original Zire (model m150) and Windows XP, it worked a charm. The problem is, PalmOrb only supports a 4 line by 20 character display in the stable versions, which isn't a lot of room to display data. There are experimental versions that aim to fix that, but even so, LCDSmartie (the software that actually dumps the data out to the Palm via the conduit of PalmOrb) only supports 4 x 40 char screens at most.

It's like there's this great set of open source software that can almost do what I want, but then peters out right before greatness. Since PalmOrb is no longer being maintained, we'll not likely see an improvement on its abilities. Too bad. Palm PDAs are already cheap to pick up on eBay (and I'd definitely want one with a backlight in a permanent installation) right now; Just imagine how cheap they'll be when Palm goes bankrupt.

It's not like I need an LCD screen on the front of my case, anyway. I don't run Folding@home anymore, use FoxyTunes to control my music, and am perfectly happy using Motherboard Monitor's system tray output to keep an eye on my operating temps.

July 20, 2005

Fire and Grandmothers

My mom just called me to say that my Grandma's house partially burnt in a fire last Thursday. Grandma is fine—she's staying with an aunt outside St. Louis—but the family is looking on this as a good time to move her into an assisted-living home.

This is the second home that Grandma has lost to fire, each one taking a little bit more of our family's history along with it. Grandma had a natty suitcase in her room filled with newspaper clippings spanning sixty years of our family's history. I'd always meant to borrow that and scan them in, but never did.

Blogging vs. Writing That is Not Blogging

According to Blogebrity, I was once an A-list blogger. Ignoring the question of whether leaving Gizmodo annuls my status (it probably and rightly does), I mention that only to qualify this statement: I have no idea what blogging is.

To me, it's always been short, snarky blips, because that's what I wrote over and over again, but clearly that is no measure. (This is presuming that Gawker sites are even blogs at all, which is a question best left for another, more pedantic time.)

God, I almost navel-gazed my way into a 'what is a blog' post. That is not my aim. Instead!

I think I am going to enjoy the almost-exclusive writing of longer, more researched bits. Part of the reason I left the relative safety of Gawker is so I could actually learn something new about writing, the last of my skills from which I expected to make a living (far behind my 15-year-old self's first-choice hybrid of 'videogame designing, sword-wielding rock star').

But now, instead of banging out a couple dozen half-digested blurbs each day (which is a lot of fun, make no mistake), I'm actually forced to research each piece I write; something not altogether unfamiliar to me, but I feel I have more time to do it right.

It's all part of a new trend I'm trying to incorporate into my life entitled 'Half-Assing It, Then Half-Assing It Again, To Form Something Like a Whole.'

July 19, 2005

JoelJohnson.com Lives Again

I couldn't have picked a worse time to move my blog over to new hosting than the week I left Gizmodo—the one time I probably could have picked up a few subscribers and readers of my own. No big deal; I'm not really trying to build up a following on my personal blog, which would be sort of weird. Nonetheless, it's good to be back. Now stop reading this.

In addition to this site, I've also gotten Grandma Lemons' cookbook back online, as well, which had been crippled due to comments spammers but is now clean as a whistle. Grandma hand-bound six books of her recipes, one for each of her children. She used the same three-ring binders my Grandfather and she had used to make custom hymnals. She printed the recipes off on the TRS-80 Model 4P (that I still have locked up in my parents' shed) using a Lemons-brand word processing program.

Of course, the limited number of copies meant that we 30-some-odd grandkids got shafted, so my mom and I scanned and hand-typed in the recipes from her original copy and put them online. I'm glad they are easily accessed again, except by those who want to write about raging, veiny dongs on her cheesecake recipe.

May 7, 2005

So It's Cool That I'm in The Times

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But why did they have to make me look like a hunchback? Fat I'll cop to—I'm a porker—but I have a strong and proud Scottish neck. Fucking liberal media.

Lesson learned? Always wear black for the camera.

A Blog Revolution? Get a Grip [NYTimes]

November 20, 2004

Morning, From Balcony, in Shibuya, Tokyo


Morning, From Balcony
Originally uploaded by JoelJohnson.
After a harrowing hour of sweating and hauling around my luggage, I finally found my hotel last night. This is the view from my balcony after a good night's rest.

October 28, 2004

Sell Out

Am I even allowed to keep a personal blog? Whatever, it's been too long since I've had a personal space to archive in, and I've missed it. Plus the elephants need company.

Now that it lives, I have beer to drink.

Oh, also, until I get it fixed proper-like, here's my contact information again for those that need it:

joeljohnson@ that email that google runs
AIM: lev2300
Phone: (347) 495-0610

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