Joel Johnson

Look how my face doesn't line up on my head right.

Editorial Director, Gawker Media. Writer. Maker of Internet Things. Near futurist. Mostly still a journalist. Briefly of Mother. EIC of Gizmodo, Kotaku; founder of Consumerist. Published by WIRED, Popular Mechanics, Jalopnik, American Photo, Popular Science, bOING bOING and others. And Playboy.

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